Mister Smiley Edibles
The Sweetest Way to Elevate
Precision dosing, organic ingredients, and unforgettable flavor—packed into gummies or a chocolate bar.
Who it’s for
For explorers, creatives, and wellness seekers who want a consistent, delicious experience without the “earthy” taste. Perfect for social settings, creative sessions, or a quiet evening in.
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Why Mister Smiley?
Precision Dosing
Stop guessing. Whether it’s 0.25g per gummy or per chocolate square, every bite is consistent so you stay in control.
Faster Activation
We use an extremely small grind for our edibles, leading to a smoother texture and a quicker onset time.
100% Vegan & Organic
No animal inputs, no fillers, no oils or extracts. Just organically grown magic and natural ingredients.
Gut-Friendly
Our premium dark chocolate and fruit-based gummies are easier on the stomach than raw dried mushrooms.
Mister Smiley Mushroom Gummies
Flavor: Traverse City Cherry | 3.5g Total (10 Gummies)
Bright, tart, and sweet. These cherry-flavored gummies are crafted for delight in each bite.
- Consistent: 0.25g per gummy.
- Pure: 100% Organic, Vegan, and Non-GMO.
- Simple: A discrete, easy-to-share format.
Dosing Guide
- Dynamic Dose: 1–2 Gummies
- Therapeutic Dose: 3–6 Gummies
- Shamanic Dose: 7–14 Gummies
Mister Smiley Mushroom Chocolate Bar
Flavor: 72% Dark Cacao | 3.75g Total (15 Pieces)
The best-tasting dark chocolate bar you’ll find. Smooth, rich, and designed to melt away nausea associated with raw consumption.
- Consistent: 0.25g per piece.
- Premium: 72% Cacao, Sugar, Cocoa Butter, and Vegan Sprinkles.
- Natural: No oils, butters, cereals, or extracts—EVER.
Dosing Guide
- Microdose: ½ Piece
- Dynamic Dose: 1–2 Pieces
- Therapeutic Dose: 3–7 Pieces
- Shamanic Dose: 8–15 Pieces
Frequently Asked Questions
What payment methods do you accept?
Credit Card, CashApp, and Bitcoin (with a step-by-step guide).
How is the shipping?
We offer discreet shipping to the lower 48 states. Orders typically arrive 2–5 days after processing.
Are these safe for beginners?
Yes. Both products are designed with 0.25g “micro” portions, allowing you to start low (1 gummy or ½ chocolate square) and find your sweet spot easily.
Do these contain dairy?
No. Both the Gummies and the Chocolate Bar are 100% Vegan.
How fast do they work?
Due to our proprietary fine grind method, activation can be quicker than standard dried mushrooms. We recommend waiting at least 45-60 minutes before considering taking more.
